If you get on Greg for even half a second I will feel loved
I refuse to believe that there’s no’one here right now who wants to shut Tony up like that
Miles Morales is the absolute best. HIS INTERNAL MONOLOGUE OMG
(Ultimate Spider-Man #16, 2012)
[txt]: Did you pee on it enough?
[txt]: Did you take it atleast twice??
[txt]: WaitasecondIknowyouhavemoney. Go buy I better one???
"Takes two t’tango, dear." She clears her throat, before seating herself in a near by chair.. Content to flip through a trashy magazine she had picked up on the way there… And muttering awkwardly to herself, as one does in these situations.
"It’s just like a band-aid… A weird ass band-aid that y’pee on, bad analogy… But there arn’t many things that would fit."
She shot the woman a little glare around the door. “I believe I’m allowed to blame my husband in these situations—”
Tony huffed, shutting the door and staring awkwardly at the first box she chose. This was not how she’d planned to spend her night- Or any night, really.
"— Fuck, okay… here we go."
It was a few minutes later that she came back out of the room, drying her hands. “There has got to be a more sanitary way of doing this—”