Steve is sighing. Oh the things you two endure for love.
Ah, but Tony learned—
How’s Steve doin’ with that?~
I still want a star trek AU
Today in NYC. New Dolce&Gabbana photo shoot
Hoy en New York. Nueva sesión fotografica de Dolce&Gabbana.
There is no one person Tony is afraid of, exactly(Hatred would be another thing entirely, and his own name would sit proudly at the top of that list)
It is more the potential hidden in individuals that he has fear of—
And a few of them are almost petty;
Like his fear that Steve will eventually get sick of him and leave.
Anyone willing to go to bed with Fury(and then cause him massive levels of distress over the next few years) is worthy of respect and admiration.
"My advice is to sleep with as many people as possible."
"Everybody does it; it’s just that nobody talks about it."
"You could be a model. It’s too bad you’re not sexy."
"It’s not like you have a husband - unless you’re married to Jesus."
"Aww, she’s crying. Little baby upset about the big bad book."
"Who are you spying on? That her?"
"The only thing you’ll be riding is me."
"People shouldn’t experience the act of love until they are in love."
"You spend all your time preaching about waiting for love."
"How can someone so charming be so manipulative?"
"Keep your legs together. This isn’t Jamaica."
"My, what an adorable shirt you’re wearing!"
"So, what are you doing in your room?"
"Who are you to criticize something you’ve never experienced?"
"I didn’t mean to offend you."
"This sure doesn’t taste like an iced tea. "
"He told me loved me, and I believed him."
""I love you"? My God. You are completely pussy-whipped."
"What happened to us?"
"How do you do it? Where do you get your strength?"
"Could you be more queer?"
"Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer."
"I have a reputation to uphold."
"Silly rabbit. My triumph isn’t over her. It’s over you."
"You’re telling me you had the chance to fuck her and you didn’t?"
"Get your ass on the bed and prepare for the fuck of your life."
"Now tell me, are you in… or are you out?"
"How dare you treat me with such disrespect!"
"How is your gold-digging, whore of a mother enjoying Bali?"
"Everybody loves me, and I intend to keep it that way."
"Jesus Christ, where have you been?"
"I hate it when things don’t go my way. It makes me so horny."
"Why can’t we be together?"
"I don’t trust myself with you."
"This isn’t working out for me anymore."
"There’s something I have to tell you."
"It’s not you. It’s me… I’m completely fucked up."
"I thought I was in love with you but it was just a lie."
"I just… I just wanted to see what you were like in bed."
"The fact of the matter is, there is someone I love."
"You mean nothing to me!"
"You were just a conquest."
"That little wager of yours? Count me in."
"I’ll give you something you’ve been obsessing about."
"You’ve got yourself a bet, baby."
"I can’t win with you."
"E-mail is for geeks and pedophiles."
"God forbid, I exude confidence and enjoy sex."
"You’re in love with her, you don’t love me anymore."
"Look at yourself, look at what you’ve been reduced to!"
"People don’t change overnight. You and I are two of a kind."
"I’m willing to take my chances."
"Sometimes, I wanna kill myself."
"I don’t fuck losers."